Okay. Sumer 2K15 has three days on me. In the past three days, the following has occurred:
++ The General ran face first into the french doors and has a black eye.
++ I figured out the Zesto's Ice Cream Shop is within WALKING DISTANCE, y'all. WALKING DISTANCE. #prayforBecky
++ Tuck has also figured out that the avocado's on the window sill in the kitchen are within reaching distance. Kid pulled one down today and used it for batting practice off his tee. When I found him, he looked at me and said, "Momma! Ball!" and then presented me with the poor, bruised fruit. Or vegetable. Or whatever.
++ Kwik Shop = also within walking distance. Kwik Shop = $.72 fountain pop. Kwik Shop = favorite.
++ I'm stillllll training for that marathon thing. Tuck and I do two miles a day. Tomorrow we do three. Again? #prayforBecky
++ I planted like 729572013 geraniums today because the guy at Menard's said I couldn't kill them if I tried. It almost sounded like a challenge or something.
++ There's a dead spider hanging out in my shower. I left it there as a warning to his friends. The last warning dead spider I left in the middle of the bathroom floor disappeared the next day. I sort of envision some kinda Harry Potter-carrying-their-spider-leader-off-the-battle-field-thing happening. The spiders in my basement aren't normal, you guys. The one in the shower? I beat it four times? Five times? Before it finally died. They curl up into this spidey-ball and then pop back open when they think you're done. It's like they're saying to me, "That all you got?!" I mean, I don't have a John Goodman or anything, but I'll stomp the piss out of you.
** Warning: Don't watch the video below if you don't like spiders. Or John Goodman.
++ Someone said to me today that we only have ten weeks of summer. And I had a momentary panic attack. TEN WEEKS?! What am I going to do? How am I going to fit it all in? Swim lessons? Vacation? Cheer camp? Two year old birthday? And then I took a nap. Because ... #summer.
I love you like I love the soft batch cookies I just dunked in Tucker's vitamin D milk ... which was f'ing awesome and why did I ever switch to fat free milk in the first place?!
. About Moi .
I love, love, love flannel sheets and I am really passionate about lists on post it notes and most of the time I'm sad that no one else is as excited as I am about Diet Mountain Dew. I also adore run-on sentences.
He saw her before he saw
anything else in the room.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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